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HairyArse
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I'm off Snowboarding for a week.

DDEVIL can you send your SOCOM review to Peej. Peej, can you do the honours? :P

Back on the 22nd bitches.
#1 at 13:23:36 - 11/03/2010
JimJam
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Have fun mate !
#2 at 13:37:09 - 11/03/2010
peej
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/rubs hands together gleefully

Right then, where did I put that bat-scheisse-ET-Dwarf porn?

#3 at 13:57:44 - 11/03/2010
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dropbox?
#4 at 14:45:26 - 11/03/2010
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Actually I read the description of porn v art recently boiled down to this: if you put an naked midget in it and the naked midget doesn't look too out of place, its probably porn
#5 at 14:46:22 - 11/03/2010
Kay
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All these NSFW ideas are somewhat ironic, considering this site's 'work-safe' rebranding not too long ago...

In fact, what happened to that Excel sheet template? That was pretty cool.
#6 at 14:54:47 - 11/03/2010
Spin Dr Wolf
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There's a big difference between looks and content. ;)
#7 at 15:21:35 - 11/03/2010
peej
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Aye. I reckon that someone could be on to a winner if they produced a porn site that looked just like an excel spreadsheet, and by clicking different cells you got a random surprise pron image.

Why the hell hasn't anyone done this? EH?
#8 at 16:10:53 - 11/03/2010
Spin Dr Wolf
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You've got a week for the redesing Peej...

/starts brewing rocket fuel
#9 at 16:12:16 - 11/03/2010
peej
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Maaan if I wasn't up to my eyes in it with sharepoint at work, I'd be all over it.

#10 at 16:13:38 - 11/03/2010
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OMG, site makeoveeeeer!

/glitter gun
#11 at 16:17:26 - 11/03/2010
peej
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Put. The. Sequins. DOWN.
#12 at 16:32:11 - 11/03/2010
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Oh, and I was just getting ready to spray some macaroni in gold paint.
#13 at 17:07:04 - 11/03/2010
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How quickly can we turn this place into porn site?
#14 at 17:09:04 - 11/03/2010
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About 10 mins if you can get me FTP access...
#15 at 17:11:11 - 11/03/2010
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Furbs said:About 10 mins if you can get me FTP access...


money money money MOOONNNEEHHHH!!!
#16 at 17:43:52 - 11/03/2010
Stevas
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HairyArse said:I'm off Snowboarding for a week.


Oh, erm... um... break your face, dude!

/might be getting this mixed up with that whole wishing an actor luck, thing
/will feel ever-so-slightly bad if Hairy does actually come back with a broken face

/will still laugh, though
#17 at 18:17:57 - 11/03/2010
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Holidays, ah such a sweet dream. Completely out of reach as well. Have fun!
#18 at 18:48:00 - 11/03/2010
HairyArse
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Oh and if anyone can work out why the top of the forum borks in IE8 while I'm away, they can have their own special (within reason) avatar upon my return.
#19 at 18:49:28 - 11/03/2010
JimJam
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HairyArse said:Oh and if anyone can work out why the top of the forum borks in IE8 while I'm away, they can have their own special (within reason) avatar upon my return.


Apparently IE8 has got a different rendering engine that screws some sites up. You have to go to

Tools>Compatibility View

and make sure it's ticked.

Will then view fine.

But didn't you tell me this ages ago ?
#20 at 20:36:19 - 11/03/2010
HairyArse
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Oh yeah I know you can fix it that way, but I want to figure out why it happens in the first place. It's just a typical HTML table and there's no reason for it to break like it does.
#21 at 21:42:10 - 11/03/2010
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I already HAVE my own special Avatar (which, seemingly, nobody else actually gets), so I won't bother telling you why that happens.
#22 at 10:41:44 - 12/03/2010
Furbs
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Is "because IE8 is shit" the correct answer?

Trouble is, its the only browser that works with some of the apps we run here :(
#23 at 18:19:02 - 12/03/2010
peej
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C'moann just because the boss is away, don't make the poor bugger come back to the SAME front page.

He'll cry.

#24 at 15:34:31 - 16/03/2010
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Maybe I can do a feature now? :D
#25 at 16:15:29 - 16/03/2010
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I've got a review coming up. If you thought nobody cared about my Edgeworth review, you've seen nothing, yet!
#26 at 16:25:22 - 16/03/2010
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peej said:C'moann just because the boss is away, don't make the poor bugger come back to the SAME front page.

He'll cry.



If I had any kind of technical knowledge or web-making skills I'd be more than happy to update the look and feel of AATG. THAT would make Hairy cry...
#27 at 16:29:57 - 16/03/2010
Furbs
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What sort of thing are you after, might be able to help.

Mature transsexual, hardcore BDSM gang bang midget sex or something a bit more bit more niche?
#28 at 19:07:25 - 16/03/2010
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I've still got my unaccepted submission for the iPhone-Gamer logo, if you fancy improving the iPhone site before HA returns.
#29 at 19:40:25 - 16/03/2010
peej
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:))))!

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