Jettomero--Hero-of-the-Universe-Review Jettomero: Hero of the Universe Review

   16/10/2017 at 18:16       Chris OToole       0 COMMENTS. - Score 3/5
 - Robots, Stomp Action, PC, PS4, Xbox One

Review by Ror Brennan.

Like many games, the first thing Jettomero asks you to do is walk. Few games can make you smile through this simple interaction, but as your huge stompy robot begins to clumsily clomp across the surface of a tiny planetoid, you can't help but have a little giggle to yourself.

 
Jettomero: Hero of the Universe is a game about a kind-of-cute-I-guess gargantuan robot who believes he's probably the saviour of the universe. Drawn in a comic book style, all thick black outlines and flat cel-shading, we join our big robot pal as he hunts down some fuel crystals to escape the barren rock he finds himself on, and as he blasts off, booster smoke erupting from his frisbee-feet, the scope is immediately pushed out. Jettomero pops into orbit around his tiny planetoid and just floats, an enormous sun framing his now tiny form, as he wonders if there's any other life out there. We send out a ping, locate a wormhole, and with a tug of the right trigger we're off, zooming through the starry night like some kind of giant robo-Superman, in search of new friends.
 
It immediately feels great to wheel about the stars, making great loops in the sky and leaving behind trails in the inky blackness, like the contrails of an airplane, as we hurtle toward a new planet. 
 
Touching down on a new world, Jettomero notes that there are lots of tiny people about, and that he should watch his step. I concur and gingerly maneuver him over to a point of interest next to some buildings that are dwarfed by our robotic hero. Something appears to be buried in the ground, and Jettomero thinks he can shake it loose by stomping on it.
 
He stomps. A nearby tower explodes. For fuck's sake, Jettomero.
 
Jettomero shows the tiniest scrap of remorse before examining his find: it's a new head for him to try on! As you make your way from system to system, trying not to destroy the civilisations you find while stomping on all the points of interest you see, Jettomero will turn up new body parts - heads, torsos, arms and legs - to try on. These are just cosmetic, and while it's nice to mess about with them - Dark Cape, Top Hat and Lobster Hands is a strong look, after all - it feels like sole developer Gabriel Koenig may have missed a trick with Jettomero's customisation options.
 
You see, our robo-pal moves slowly. Really slowly. After twenty minutes or so, that clompy walk that immediately endeared me to Jettomero had begun to grate just a little. Though he picks up a bit of momentum when walking in a straight line, he stumbles around these planetoids so slowly that it takes too long to properly explore, and the worlds aren't particularly large to begin with. I'm also conscious of how close I come to settlements, for fear of becoming some kind of legend of intergalactic doom to future generations; perhaps that's half the fun and I'm doing it wrong? I don't know. It's somewhat endearing to be a clumsy oaf that wants to save everyone but accidentally tramples them, but I do actually want to be careful! Perhaps new legs could change his movement speed, or new feet make him stomp more accurately? Perhaps I'm missing the point entirely.
 
After finding a couple of body parts on the first world, Jettomero decides there's nothing left to do there. For a being solely interested in finding out whether there's anyone else out there, he seems remarkably uninterested in the life he stumbled upon within the first five minutes of his journey. We blast off, presumably never to return to this miraculous find.
 
Luckily, on the second planet, we come across an enormous (well, relatively; it's about the same gargantuan size as us) green alien-robot-monster-thing. Jettomero, of course, being of sound mind and judgment, tries to make friends with this titanic mute horror, which of course decides to attack him instead. This is when we find out we're actually equipped with eye lasers! Of course we've got eye lasers, we're a space-faring robo-giant! The two lock eye beams, and a battle ensues in which we have to copy a series of button prompts - which sounds like a QTE segment but actually reminded me far more of dialling in Zell's limit breaks in Final Fantasy VIII - to push back the enemy's energy blast and blow it up in a shower of sparks. I realise I'm smiling again.
 
Defeating these bosses unlocks a text log in Jettomero's mind, a clue to his origins and what has become of the human race, but first we have to decipher it. The first log is so easy to solve it may as well be done for you, though later ones can provide more of a challenge, and having done so, we're treated to a comic book panel where we learn that the Earth was attacked by an extra-terrestrial threat that wiped out every major city on the planet, resulting in four billion deaths. 
 
Oh. And I was having such whimsical fun with Jettomero and his big clompy space-robot feet.
 
After a few planets (that often feel like the same planet in a different colour, which is perhaps to be expected with procedural generation), you might start to feel like you've seen it all; you'll stomp around, turn up a new body part, maybe have another face off with another giant laser-eyed space monster, and then move on to the nearest wormhole to find another recoloured world to do the same all over again. What's left is the hunt for those cosmetic body parts and the lingering mystery of those encrypted text logs. Perhaps there's a secondary micro-objective on the odd planet, like clearing a storm or knocking rubble out of the way to check for survivors, but in reality, all this really comes down to is yet more stomping.
 
And yet, despite all that, I kept playing Jettomero. It's just a very relaxing game to play, and there's something to be said for that repetition which, coupled with the excellent, soothing electronic soundtrack, manages to become kind of hypnotic over time. With no real challenge (perhaps save later ciphers, which will require you to at least think a bit), it's just a very simple, undemanding game to play, that's both pleasant to look at and listen to, and offers a nice dose of charm into the bargain. And it really is quite something to whirl about the star-studded firmament, leaving trails in your wake to the sound of soothing sci-fi synthesizers.

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