It certainly shows a lot of promise and is among the most polished titles yet to be released,
HairyArse about Mirror's Edge iPad
NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
This is Geometry Wars but fucking mental two beers down me and NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
You strafe and you shoot and fucking purples and oranges and greens and blues and reds and the whole rainbow explo NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
You didn’t even shoot everyone on the scre NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
IT’S SO FUCKING FRIENDLY TOO. Wow! Brilliant! Yay! Brilliant Fish. It’s all about fish you get a Fish score at the end and the gems they say GOODBYE if you don’t get them fast enough and you feel sad but there’s no time before NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
The music is pumping and going and it’s kind of jaunty and puts a spring in your step and then you DIE but it doesn’t matter because you tap A A A A A A A A A A A COME ON FUCKING RESTART AAAAAAAAA OK YES NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
Fight fight go go did you like Geometry Wars of course you did you cunt so play this but it’s smarter than you it’s smarter than you think beca NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
You’re moving and strafing but then there’s a level which KNOWS it KNOWS man that you’re going to strafe and it fucks you it puts the triangles there. THE TRIANGLES. And they get you because they fucking KNOW.
Play this play this before the NEXT STAGE. RAW COLOUR.
Before it gets you and it will get you and blind you and probably it’s great after a couple of beers and your eyes get sucked in and you just want more and more and more and it only costs £3 so go buy it.