So you're the one, the only person who preordered Red Faction: Armageddon? Feeling a bit of a simp? Well don't worry, today's your lucky day because you're going to get access to something rather special. Saints Row: The Third's Initiation Station, a rather nifty little tool that will let you start bolting together your delectable virtual persona for the upcoming Dildo-bashing simulator.
As you can see from the trailer, you'll be able to make just about anyone you fancy (or anyone you really wouldn't be seen dead waking up next to). So who says good things don't come to those who wait?
Saints Row is out in a couple of weeks and it's going to be superb, trust us.